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Ok, you might know this one, but I shall write it cause I had a good laugh on it

5 people are travelling on an airplane, when suddenly they reach turbulence and the engines blast. The plane starts falling, and the crew only have 4 parachutes. The first person says:
- I am Shaquille O' Neil, one of the greatest basketball players on the world. I have to carry on with my team, I can't let them down with my death! - and so, he takes a parachute and jumps off.
The next person says:
- I am Hillary Clinton, I am the wife of the former president of the USA, I am the most respected woman in the world, I can't just die here! - she jumps off as well.
Next person:
- I am George W. Bush, the president of the USA. I am the most intelligent president in the whole world, my country needs me! - and he jumps off.
The remaining people are the Pope and a 10 year old kid. The Pope says to the kid:
- I am old, I have done so many good things to our world, I always served God and peace, and so, I give the last parachute to you!
The kid replies:
- Naaah, we got one for you too, the most intelligent president of the world just took my schoolbag!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: yeah old but still very funny

haha, I've never heard that before, good one

Ha ha...good one. :lol:

that was funny!! :lol:

Any of you guys ever wondered how much pain we girls sometimes go through for you? Well, this video shows how it feels like for a girl to do a brazilian wax. (sorry guys....you'll only see from stomach up )

http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=Bushes&width=320

:shock: :shock: :shock:
purty...

Quoted from ""Imre_Vincze""

Ok, you might know this one, but I shall write it cause I had a good laugh on it

5 people are travelling on an airplane, when suddenly they reach turbulence and the engines blast. The plane starts falling, and the crew only have 4 parachutes. The first person says:
- I am Shaquille O' Neil, one of the greatest basketball players on the world. I have to carry on with my team, I can't let them down with my death! - and so, he takes a parachute and jumps off.
The next person says:
- I am Hillary Clinton, I am the wife of the former president of the USA, I am the most respected woman in the world, I can't just die here! - she jumps off as well.
Next person:
- I am George W. Bush, the president of the USA. I am the most intelligent president in the whole world, my country needs me! - and he jumps off.
The remaining people are the Pope and a 10 year old kid. The Pope says to the kid:
- I am old, I have done so many good things to our world, I always served God and peace, and so, I give the last parachute to you!
The kid replies:
- Naaah, we got one for you too, the most intelligent president of the world just took my schoolbag!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

We Norwegians have a tradition to make jokes of the swedes, and here's a similar...

99 swedes and a norwegian guy were on an airplane. Suddenly the floor fell off, and the passangers were hanging from the roof (with their arms).
Then the captain said in the speakers; that the airplane didn't have enough fuel and one person had to jump out. Then the norwegian guy said "I'll do it." Then all the swedes clapped their hands.... :lol:

me has to laugh at that!! :lol:
in my country there are many essex girl jokes and irish jokes
like this one
an english man a scots man and an irish man are on top of a magic mountain, legend has it theres a slide that will grant you a wish if you call out the name whilst sliding down.
so the english man slides down and yells money! and lands in a pile of money
the scotsman slides down and yells women! and gets a lot of women
the irish man yells out weeeeeeeeeeee!

Cheryl, Raveheart: Really good ones!! That was wicked

Oh No! Artwork is posting here! So cry me a river!
http://sune.artiarti.com/Sune%20Synger%2…iver%20CnBW.wmv

Ha ha ha...That was cool artwork! I don't know what is most sad, him not being able to sing, or him being Norwegian. Fun that he used The Dahl Brothers in the video. He he... (they are a Norwegian comedy show)

[edit] Seems like he have a lot of videos in his homepage www.suneworld.com

haha!! good one!

http://www.filmcow.com/video/girlsoccer.html

my kinda humour :lol:

Quoted from ""Raveheart""

http://www.filmcow.com/video/girlsoccer.html

my kinda humour :lol:

HAHHAHAHA!!! ROTFL :lol: :lol: :lol:

great !!!!

Quoted from ""Raveheart""

haha!! good one!

http://www.filmcow.com/video/girlsoccer.html

my kinda humour :lol:

heh heh, just when they were winning too...

When Star Wars fans has too much time...

http://www.atomfilms.com/af/content/pink5

http://www.atomfilms.com/af/content/pink5_strikes

har har har :lol: :lol:
Women... are women!