I have a giftpack for you men here today. As I am celebrating my post 3000 and 1 year and 8 days in this great forum I thought I'd like to share some secrets with you. Well, here they go, the secret about girls:
Why we always ask you if we look fat in what we wear, or if we have a big rear end +++.
It's a psycological mind game. We do it for several reasons, but the main ones are:
- We know we don't look fat, we just want you to tell us that we look beautiful. And if you do, we are happy, and you have a higher possibility of getting laid. If you say we look fat, we get bloody insulted and refuse to have sex with you for a week.
- If we are in a nasty mood (often pms) and try to make you say something stupid so we have a reason to yell at you.
- If we do have a big rear end, just say something like "people pay to have a butt like yours, just look at J-Lo and everyone that try to be like her." You'd be the person of the day.
Why we always go on and on about a topic when it's discussed through.
- There's only one solution, we are sick of discussing it too, but if we don't have the answer, we are probably stuck and thought we knew what we were talking about, then got all lost and confused, but we will keep on going till we get what we want, so just give it up and give it to us because we will keep on going till the fat lady sings.
Shopping - why do we love it?
- It is our naughty time. We know all the places where they have male salesmen, and they have written a secret contract when they got hired that they are our male toys. We often take them with us into the booth where we get changed and have some fun. That's the reason why there's curtains you know.
Also there's the reason that we go shopping is to get smarter. You know, keeping track of all sizes and colours increases our brain level. It's not easy for a girl to remember all those sorts of things. My bra what was that again..?? There was a letter and a number. Hmmmm....Not easy at all.
(there's also some theories that we like to make us look nice for the men or for eachother,
but let's just skip that for now as that's just a theory)
Why do we go to the toilet two and two?
I have to be the one to admit it; I can't keep the secret anymore: Yes, we go to the toilet to have orgies. Sometimes if it is a public toilet, it can end up being all the girls in the toilet joining in together. we mainly like to go two and two because that's more intimate the men dont know how to be romantic, so we have to get it from somewhere; us women have needs that need to be met too you know. After we are done, we straighten our clothes, fix our makeup and walk out like nothing had ever happened. So, next time you ask a girl what she got up to in the toilet, don't be surprised if you just get a little smile; at least now you know what it means....
(now read it all again and add a teaspoon of irony
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Quoted from ""lisstuppa""
Not my fault why you ask so many questions
