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You have probably seen a lot of fans around who are definitely the coolest guys on the planet. You may wonder, "how the hell do they do it?!" - well, fear no more, 'cause now you can be just like them, if you pay attention!

So, how to be a COOL Scooterfan? Follow these 10 steps to be the biggest badass ultimate mega-cool Scooter supporter in the whole world!

1. Nickname
Be sure to include something related to SCOOTER in your nickname! Something like "WickedScooterBoy", "CrazyPosse16" or "SheffieldDavidIce" are good to go. Of course, the best choices are simply "H.P." or "Rick", but those are probably taken already.

2. Avatar
It is crucial that you put H.P. in your avatar - that makes you COOL and so original! The more extraordinary pic you can find of H.P., the COOLER you are! If you're a girl, be sure to draw a heart around H.P.'s face, to show everyone that you LOVE H.P.!!! If you even have a photo WITH H.P., that makes you ultimate COOL.

3. Location
Using your hometown is so lame. Use something SCOOTERRIFIC! Like "Where the beats never end", "Behind the cow", "Back in the UK" or simply "Sheffield". If you DO live in Sheffield or Bramfeld, you definitely hit the jackpot!

4. Signature
You signature MUST contain some H.P. lyrics. Choose any of them, but make sure it has some philosophical content! "Life without knowledge is death in disguise" or "What is essential is invisible to the eye" are perfect! Also include the date of the next concert you're going to, warning the others to expect you there. If you're a girl, write something that admires H.P.'s look.
Of course, write these in GODDAMN HUGE LETTERS so everyone notice it!

5. Forum behavior
Be sure to open at least one topic right after registration telling everyone that you're a HUGE Scooterfan! If you did everything in steps 1-4, you'll get warm welcome and lots of respect! From this point, open a new topic every now-and-then, saying "<random track title> is my favourite Scooter track!" or "I love my <random album title> CD!". If someone opens a topic about something unrelated to Scooter, or even his/her personal life (duh!), don't you reply! It's a SCOOTER forum, isn't it?!
Also don't forget to post in the "<something> of the day" topics once a day!

6. Being up-to-date
The latest Scooter tracks are AWESOME. No questions asked. If anyone says something negative about the latest album or single, report them to the moderators to get them banned asap! Don't open or reply to topics discussing older Scooter songs! Listening to 1st chapter tracks are so NOT COOL!

7. Having a Scooter website
Be sure to make a fansite, preferably on a free web hosting service. No problem if you lack web programming knowledge or even basic design skills, just do it! It's COOL!

8. Collection
Not having original CDs is NOT COOL! Be sure to hunt down EVERYTHING related to Scooter! Having all of their released material is the first step. If you can get your hands on a roll of toilet paper from concert backstage, you RULE!

9. Activity outside the forum
Like Scooter on Facebook and follow them on Twitter! Be sure to LIKE EVERYTHING the officials post! If you have the time, like everything others post on the official page. Don't forget to put H.P. lyrics in your status updates each day, and post lots of Scooter videos from YouTube so all your friends can see that you're the COOLEST Scooterfan all around! Girls should upload as many pictures of H.P. as they can.

10. Appearance
Boys only: dye / bleach your hair regularly, and use exactly the same hair color spray H.P. uses, to look exactly like him! Also buy the same Ed Hardy t-shirts he uses on stage, to make your look more authentic. This makes you so COOL - and original!
Everyone: get a Scooter-related tattoo! The Sheffield Tunes logo is cool enough, but the girls can be cooler if they get H.P.'s handwriting done on their boobs!
Real Scooterfans have Scooter cars too, so get some Scooter logos and artwork painted on yours! You might even consider buying a Jaguar E-Type if you can afford it, cause that can make you ALWAYS HARDCORE COOL!


Well, that's all you need to know. Now go, and be the coolest Scooterfan you can be! Good luck

Quoted from "WickedScooterGirl"

Hum...Im going to go out on a limb here and say that was sarcasm. Lots of it was funny, I am guilty of 2 of those things. but seriously was that a personal shot at me?

Quoted from "Imre -SP-"

Be sure to include something related to SCOOTER in your nickname! Something like "WickedScooterBoy",

lol, not at all I just wrote something that popped into my mind - just a coincidence I swear.

And yeah, it was meant to be funny... but if any of you feels offended, maybe you should think about the whole thing for a minute.