Allright, first of all, I broke my leg pretty bad, and of course of that I spent a week in the hospital. At the hospital I recieved morphine, pinex forte and other snack wich in a small dose can make your stomac hard. I had big dosis, cause I got a "self-dose" box of morphine, so that I wouldn't have to call the bell for every time it hurted. I was told that I could dose it so "it would be less painful". I kept on filling my veins until I was flying above the madrass! 2mg every 20 minutes in other words. I was doing like this for 4 days and nights (of course I couldn't sleep when I was that high!) and had still not visited a restroom since I left home before the gym class where I broke my leg. My stomac was getting harder....
In three more days I kept eating with no trace of where the food went, I felt no need to take a dump! Until the last day...
I knew it would be painful, so I had a nurse to put a serious dose of morph in my ass, (bum, not cornhole) and then I went to the can. I started pushing, and felt something was coming, but when it started tu hurt the cable was still 10 cm up my ass! So I pushed my limites and kept pushing, and when the cable reached the sunlight I had the worst pain ever imagined! I saw down, and saw my own blood dripping down in the toilet, I was screaming, crying, begging to a non-existing god for my pain to stop, and bleeding even more.. I felt how every nerve and muscle in my body retracted and hurt. I felt that the cable was on it's way out, but it was no end of it! It just kept coming, and the pain got even worse. Suddently it was out, I felt the biggest pleasure since the last time I got some
and was going to whipe my ass with paper. When Iwhiped once the paper was all wet of blood! I was almost fainting, and another whipe went on with no less blood on it.. When that part was done, I looked down in the can.. I really was shocked, the cable was almost
30 cm long! and thicker than a tennisball at it's largest! That was so incredible, I almost got proud, and showed it to a nurse afterall!
She almost puked! And it had to be chopped up in pieces to fit through the pipes and be flushed....
That must be the worst piece of shit in the world!
Quoted from ""infect_ya"" 
