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Monday, November 16th 2009, 10:31pm

Joke of the Day

When I'm feeling down I feel that the best way to feel good again is to listen to a few jokes so I've started this thread so people can have a giggle at some of these jokes. Some may be crude and dis-tasteful, let's not do anything racial though. To start things here's my joke, sorry to all the women as well it just makes me laugh 8o

Why are women similar to clouds?
Because they eventually p*ss off and it turns out to be a nice day :thumbsup:

Sorry gals.

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Monday, November 16th 2009, 10:36pm

Good one :P
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Monday, November 16th 2009, 10:46pm

aaaa, u are a God sent with this topic Nic:) I always wanted to make a topic like this but now u made it and i thank u for that.
2 homosexuals are playing hide and seek.
The first one says to the other one: if u find me u can fu..ck me,if not i'm behind the door LOL
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Monday, November 16th 2009, 10:48pm

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Me, I'll kill you. :D
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Monday, November 16th 2009, 10:51pm

Quoted from "Traxx"

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Me, I'll kill you. :D

lol :D

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Tuesday, November 17th 2009, 11:43am

Two canibles are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?" 8o

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Tuesday, November 17th 2009, 11:46am

=) lol

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Two canibles are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?" 8o

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Tuesday, November 17th 2009, 2:55pm

Q: Why does a traffic light turn red?

A: If you had to change in front of everyone, you'd turn red, too.

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Tuesday, November 17th 2009, 3:06pm

Fliegt 'n Kuckuck übers Meer und trifft 'n Hai.
Sagt der Kuckuck "Hi" sagt der Hai "Kuckuck"

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Tuesday, November 17th 2009, 5:04pm

- Are you working in the government?
- No, I'm just employeed. :P
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Wednesday, November 18th 2009, 7:47am

There's a vip-party in LA.Shaggy and Britney are present.At one moment there's a loud fart to hear.
Shaggy says: "wasn't me!"
Britney: "oops, I did it agian..."

;)
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Wednesday, November 18th 2009, 10:36am

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There's a vip-party in LA.Shaggy and Britney are present.At one moment there's a loud fart to hear.
Shaggy says: "wasn't me!"
Britney: "oops, I did it agian..."

;)
LOL
The question is: how do u put 6 jews in a mini cooper?
4 is ok......but 2? U can put then in to the...."aschenbecher"LOL
(I hope i will not be warned or banned for this joke...IT'S ONLY A JOKE)
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Wednesday, November 18th 2009, 10:50am

Question: How do you tell, as you're driving towards Holland, that you've crossed the border?
Answer: You see the toilet paper hanging out to dry on the washing lines.

...hahahaha....:D :D
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Wednesday, November 18th 2009, 11:17am

Question: What's the penalty for bigamy?
Answer: Two mothers-in-law

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Wednesday, November 18th 2009, 11:17am

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Question: How do you tell, as you're driving towards Holland, that you've crossed the border?
Answer: You see the toilet paper hanging out to dry on the washing lines.

...hahahaha....:D :D


hahaha, i've never heard that one before :)

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Wednesday, November 18th 2009, 11:48am

Haha, good one Ed :D
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Wednesday, November 18th 2009, 12:21pm

Why do squirrels swim on their backs? To keep their nuts dry :D

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Wednesday, November 18th 2009, 12:34pm

Haha :D
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Wednesday, November 18th 2009, 4:00pm

A family is traveling to the city by car.
The kids are very loudly so their mum shouts at them:
- Shut up guys, Dad is sleeping!
:D
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Wednesday, November 18th 2009, 4:56pm

And dad was driving, right? :P

A couple is out driving. The wife is commanding and commanding the man how to drive, etc.
In the end, the man says annoyed:
- Who's driving, you or me?
The wife says resigned:
- You don't know that either? :P
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