As for me The worst singles are TQIWITQ and Matches. They are funny but it's not the scooterstyle.
I chose Behind The Cow. Yes, this song isn't a great hit, but I like Scooter songs made in this way.
Riding with me is my friend R.J.Jordan,
Knowing the rules aint part of his program,
Finding the right tune that fits the track,
Might be pretty hard cuz he's f_cked on crack!
Start the match and find the station
Reach what you can and party the nation,
A? Hey! Whatcha gonna say?
I automate the sequence and speed for my getaway
Take it to the edge, there's nowhere to hide,
And call up the crew; let's go for a joyride!
Let's go for a joyride!