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Wednesday, July 18th 2007, 3:36pm
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This is Alun Carnage, Moped manager and personal groomer to the superstars. It is giving me very sad feeling to announce that Moped are dead presumed missing. They are flying in aeroplane on 2006 world tour and their plane crash in mysterious mountain region a little bit like the tellyvision show Lost but not as hot. The MC he appears to me in mysterious visions normally when I am making the tea or on the WC, he appears to be unharmed although sporting facial hair he spekas well but mostly mentions a mega fresh hatch he wants to get fresh with and some number he would like to be play on the Battenberg lottery. Whether the Moped will ever be found again or rescued I am knowing not however this site will be maintained until such time as I can be bothered to do so. If however you have money or a project you would like Moped to undertake, please get in touch and I could always send out the search party (and St Bernard!).
Bestest regards,
Alan.
Friday, March 14th 2008, 1:01am
