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infect_ya

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Friday, July 2nd 2004, 1:02am

What do you mean?

Bjarke

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Friday, July 2nd 2004, 1:03am

Homer says that :-)

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infect_ya

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Friday, July 2nd 2004, 1:07am

ohhh... :D

I remember Marge, when she had to write an E-Mail or something,
"You can't use the word 'Sex' on the internet" :lol:

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Friday, July 2nd 2004, 1:08am

"press any key? Where is any key?"
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infect_ya

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Friday, July 2nd 2004, 1:12am

:)

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Friday, July 2nd 2004, 11:20am

yeah thats what i guy in my class said to me.
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Friday, July 2nd 2004, 5:34pm

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/bukakke.html

I like bukakke, I like bukakke...
You like is funky, I like a fucky...
In Nagasaki, they like bukakke...

Hennes

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728

Friday, July 2nd 2004, 5:37pm

Quoted from ""Bjarke""

"press any key? Where is any key?"


My father once had exactly this case at work. A guy asked him for help because he coudln“t find the "any key". And believe it or not, this conversation took over 30 minutes, then my father gave up finally, because the other guy just didn“t get it.
100 % of the Mexican Scooter Posse :)

729

Friday, July 2nd 2004, 5:38pm

Was that supposed to make sense?
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Tim

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Friday, July 2nd 2004, 10:56pm

sence on what the any key or the link?
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Saturday, July 3rd 2004, 2:27pm

She: What would you do if I dissapeared? Would you marry again?
He: Definetly not!
She: Why not, you don't like to married?
He: Of course I do...
She: So why wouldn't you marry again?
He: Ok, I would.
She: Would you...? (with a sad face)
He: *sich*
She: Would you live with her in this house?
He: Well, it's payed for, so.. probably.
She: Would you exchanged my pictures with hers?
He: That would be the proper thing to do.
She: Would you slept in our bed with her?
He: Where else could we have slept?
She: Would you let her use my golf equipment?
He: No, she's left handed.
She: ---
He: Oh, shit...!


:)
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732

Saturday, July 3rd 2004, 2:30pm

haha :-) that's a good one posse :-)

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Saturday, July 3rd 2004, 2:40pm

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed swine!" retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we do not talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talking abouta sexa? I am a justa telling my frienda how to spella "Mississippi".
:D :D
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734

Saturday, July 3rd 2004, 2:42pm

where the hell do you get that from?
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Saturday, July 3rd 2004, 2:44pm

www.humor911.com
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Saturday, July 3rd 2004, 2:56pm

"Spock if you have problems go to the hospital."
-Hahaha :D


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Saturday, July 3rd 2004, 3:16pm

hahaha, all of you probably knew this already:
http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/
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Saturday, July 3rd 2004, 3:26pm

Hehe, no I haven't :)
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Saturday, July 3rd 2004, 5:59pm



More liquer Your Highness? :D
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Saturday, July 3rd 2004, 8:29pm



haha
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