Hah, do anyone believe that? Oh well

hah! You fools! Invest your time to do something smarter. For example, I'm waiting for my share of the South African astronauts' paycheck, after contributing the return to earth. They have been inside a secret space installation for 40 years without the founds for a return voyage, and they will pay me with their 40 years of astronomical astronaut-wage! I just had to send them a houndred bucks, and give them my bank account number, so that they can transfer me the money. And they emailed me! Little me! Can you believe it.. I couldn't say no.